Another sex scandal.
It really does matter that it is a democrat, I'm just so sick of our politicians abusing their powers. It seems like one every month or so. It's almost to the point where I want one of those satellites, with a laser on it, to cut a circle around the White House and the Capital, and let them float into the ocean. The politicians will have a whole island to themselves. But that may be last resort.
Let's try something a little closer to earth...
Let see, recently, we had:
Vitter
Foley
Cunningham (The "Duke"-ster)
Craig
Tobias
and now Spitzer
(I'm sure I've missed a few)
...I'm going to leave party identification at the door. Here's my proposal, and it only applies to male politicians:
(1) Once a male politician has won their general election, they must submit a G.U.A.R.D (Genitalia Unused And Removed Date).
(2) The male politician will relinquish his genitalia on that date.
(3) Once the male politician has served his term(s), they will be rated by their constituency on their "performance". If a majority say YEA, they get there genitalia back.
My simple proposal will help "guard" against dumbass decisions, and possible defrauding of the american people. Ah hell, who am kiddin', a man would find a way around this, too.......
[SNARK]